I — oh fuck, Al. Jesus — I’m so fuckin’ in love with you. I’ve never actually — christ, what the fuck is this? I’ve never cared — never cared so much about one person. Then again, I never expected to be so turned on watchin’ a girl strangle someone but shit happens, right? God, I dunno but we have enough money to cover it all up. The Mafia’s got us right under their wing now, babe. We’re bulletproof. — Ace was tryin’ to get you into his bed? Greasy li’l shit, shoulda’ strangled him. Babe, you’re already the best. What other girls are gonna’ gimme a handjob at a Mafia meeting, huh?
I love you so much. I love ya’ more than I’ve ever loved anybody. And know that if you cheat on me, I’ll fuckin’ end you. I do look hot when I’m on a job though, babe. You gotta’ admit. I’m never goin’ back there. I don’t give a fuck if we get caught or not - I’m not goin’ back. Yeah, tryin’ real hard. I almost fell for it too, but I just decided to tell you instead. Saved me from fuckin’ that creep. I know I’m the best. You don’t have to tell me. Hopefully nobody, because we all know how that would end. God, I love you. You’re gonna’ kill me. Seriously. You’re the best thing in my life.
God, I can’t wait till we’re finally married. It’s, like, insane to think we met in prison and hey, now we’re getting fucking married. Hey, you leave my arrows alone — I ain’t gonna fuckin’ shoot ‘em alone, I gotta leave somethin’ there! We got a lotta fuckers under our belts right now, babe — shut up, you totally looked innocent. Yeah, i think we’re goin’ on the A380 — the ones with the li’l rooms and shit? Fuck yeah. — Blankets, babe. Y’know how long I’d keep eatin’ ya’ out if I found sand in there? Not fuckin’ long, I can assure you.
Remember how you told me about like, the girls you had to date for the job? And like, how they would always say you were the one and shit? But like…is this what they felt like? Shit, we met in prison and we’re getting married. It couldn’t have been like…a coincidence that we got caught. I only shoot ‘em when I have to. I like seein’ the life drain from their eyes, fuck. Makes me feel powerful. We really do. Jesus, how long could we get put away if we got caught again? I’d rather die than go back there. ‘Specially ‘cause they’d probably separate us. Don’t wanna’ be without you now. I definitely did not. But I had everyone in there fooled. They all thought I was a good lil’ girl. ‘Cept that Ace kid - he figured me out. Used it against me, too. Tried to get me to fuck him. Oh, fuck yeah. That’s awesome. Blankets make everything that much more secret. That’s shitty. I’ve sucked your dick under every circumstance. I’m gonna’ make such a good wife, shit.
I love you, y’know that? Alice Bellamy, I’m in love with you and god help me, I’ll do anything for you. We can be alone — without all the corpses. God, I thank my lucky stars that we got caught and that you lied and said you were an innocent li’l girl — god, you? Innocent? Shit. Have we done the mile high club? I think we need to do that again. Uh — fuckin’ on the beach sounds amazing, shit.
I can’t wait to take your name. I can’t wait to be part of your crazy ass Italian family. I love you so goddamn much. You and your stupid arrows. Those are so outdated, by the way. You actually believed me. You believed that I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m still amused by that, babe. I mean, really? Me? Got almost as many people as you do at this point. We definitely need to do that again. Did we get those first class seats with the like, privacy things again? Those are awesome for that. I can just like, ride you in your seat. Fuckin’ on the beach sounds great and all, until I get like, sand in my cunt. I really don’t want that.
I think Paris sounds good. We got about a week before, like, the actual booking then we got another 2 weeks to just do whatever the fuck we want, yeah? God, prison was a fuckin’ riot. I love bein’ able to fall asleep with my fiance in my fuckin’ arms, and not have to sneak round to see you. S’nice, y’know? Don’t have to fuck in greasy counselor’s rooms.
I can’t wait to just be with you. For two weeks. As much as I love our job, babe, I can’t wait to be alone with you. Nothing else on our minds. Just us. Wasn’t it? Can’t even believe that happened, you know. We were in fuckin’ prison. We fuckin’ met in prison. Mmm. It is nice. But we still do fuck in greasy counselor rooms. We fuck everywhere. I wanna fuck you more places. Where haven’t we fucked, babe?
Hey, babe — how do Taipei, Paris and the Cook Islands sound for a honeymoon? We’ve got jobs in Taipei and Paris but the Cook Islands — that’s all about you, me and everything we didn’t get to do in prison.
We have a job in Paris? Jesus, that sounds fuckin’ rad. We should have like, one of those destination weddings. Like I wanna’ marry you on a cute ass beach or something. Then we’re already on vacation. We did do a lot in prison, though, babe. If you don’t remember. Because I sure as fuck do. But it’s a lot better being out. God, so much better. I love bein’ able to sleep with you, not just fuck you. You’re good at spooning.
yEs okay we need this sO baa Dly do u wanna start a gif chat or
can u start it my princess angel im in class and i have to find my gif hunt again whoops
shoUld we have the eNg Aged??? i mean his link on my page is already ‘wife’ sO ITS UP 2 U BUB
ok engaged is heart eyes thats ok we can do them engaged for ab it and then WEdDING and then i cry